Posted by Bat V/s Ball on Sunday, July 3, 2016
India Test Captain Virat Kohli opens up and reveals the truth of his team-mates Ishant Sharma, Ravindra Jadeja, Cheteshwar Pujara, Rohit Sharma, Mohammed Shami and Parthiv Patel during a television show ‘Comedy Nights With Kapil’
Questions asked by the comedian Kapil Sharma, and the hilarious answers given by Virat Kohli :
Kapil: Which player in the team is hunger’s child, who can be said to be hungry almost all the time?
Virat: Ishant Sharma this has to be him he is ready to eat almost all the time.
Kapil: A player who is famous for leaking out secrets, the one who simply cannot digest any particular thing shared with him and spreads it out?
Virat: At the moment we have no one as such in the Indian team though. During IPL in the Royal Challengers Bangalore team we had Parthiv Patel; the small guy could never keep secrets.
Kapil: The player, who keeps himself away, rather runs away from girls and female fans?
Virat: This has to be Chetshwar Pujara, he just runs away from girls. The guy is quite particular and prays at least five times in the day and the best part is name of his wife is Puja as well.
Kapil: Who in the team boasts the most?
Virat: Ravindra Jadeja, what do I tell you Kapil and Siddhu paji. He is from Jamnagar in Gujarat, talk to him anything related to the place he boasts too much. I remember him telling us once that there are two buildings at some distance in Jamnagar move closer every year as much as the length of a rice grain. And when the two buildings meet each other the world will come to an end.
Another most comic is that, the portrait of King of the city is on a horse and the horse switches his front leg every year from left to right.
Kapil: Tell us the laziest player in the squad?
Virat: Laziest, I’ll say it’s Shami. We have a masseur with our team all the time, the team gets relaxing hot oil massage from him. Shami goes into the massage room and sleeps there itself and doesn’t come out for hours at a stretch.
Kapil: Sleep, which player sleeps the most
Virat: Rohit Sharma, I wonder how he can sleep so much? In the most awkward, uncomfortable places he dozes off. I have never seen someone sleep this much also has the habit of getting up late; he is late when sleeps late but also when he is off at normal time.
Kapil : The player who has the highest female fan base, for whom girls go crazy?
Virat : (Smiles)…
Kapil concluded by saying, its none other than Virat Kohli and Virat,Virat……chanted the audience.